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runningchick85:

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended…

7/21/2014 (7:36pm) 5 notes

7/21/2014 (6:41pm) 105,446 notes

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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Track name: Phil and Jim "Eating Play-Doh"

Artist: AmazingPhil ft. Jim Chapman

Album:

7/21/2014 (6:37pm) 301,016 notes

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

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hotwinger:

What is this overpriced BULLSHIT??

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7/21/2014 (4:07pm) 145,533 notes

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

carryonmypreciousbaby:

Can you imagine if someone showed him this? Jared would laugh his giant ass off and Jensen would just give him the silent “die slowly” glare.

now I want a Supernatural where they meet Da Vinci (his ghost or time travel, I don’t even care) and Da Vinci spends the whole episode in awe of Dean and makes numerous sketches of his face

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7/21/2014 (4:06pm) 172,003 notes

rnajestical:

if we hate the same people we’re already friends

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7/21/2014 (4:03pm) 209,145 notes

whoredinarygirl:

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

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howelldork:

holy fuck (creds to: PhanNeko on twitter)

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