netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via awkward-lee)

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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(via armadillo)

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via broken--and--scared)

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via phan-and-pizza)

4/19/2014 - Photo

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

(via phan-and-pizza)

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

(via broken--and--scared)

4/19/2014 - Photo

aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

(Source: liveleak.com, via armadillo)

4/19/2014 - Video

thebluemoondragon:

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

literally.

(via phan-you-not)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via awkward-lee)

troylermellet:

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via sydneythedinosaur)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via armadillo)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(via awkward-lee)

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via armadillo)