7/27/2014 (7:03pm) 197,389 notes


If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

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7/27/2014 (7:01pm) 234,939 notes




*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.


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why does no one talk about this

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7/27/2014 (6:52pm) 531,620 notes


my favorite flavor of cake is more

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does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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hiiiiii everyone! 

SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha

I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.

Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.

TRXYE is out August 15. 

Click here to keep updated!


Troye x

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My my horoscope is pretty much me to a tee.. →


SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended…

7/21/2014 (7:36pm) 5 notes

7/21/2014 (6:41pm) 124,282 notes



Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”

Grandpa yes.

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Track name: Phil and Jim "Eating Play-Doh"

Artist: AmazingPhil ft. Jim Chapman


7/21/2014 (6:37pm) 326,877 notes



i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can


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What is this overpriced BULLSHIT??

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